Post by King Joe on Nov 2, 2011 15:32:14 GMT -6
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BOSS GIVES NOTICE TO PREPARE FOR CUTBACKS!
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Today our illustrious boss gave the company notice that there will be cutbacks coming soon. Questions are flying around to who's job is safe. With how the economy is going even the thought of not having a job can be quite terrifying. The office has become quiet since the announcement as people retreat to their cubicles to desperately work in the hope they will impress the boss enough to keep their job.
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Memo From the Boss
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Today is a sad day indeed for the village of ProBoardia. Mafia members struck sometime yesterday and killed a beloved friend, Crow. Police investigated her high-rise second story apartment this morning; it appeared that she had attempted to stab her attackers with her stiletto heels. Unfortunately, high heels aren't exactly the best defenses from bullets, and she was overcome by what seems to be five mobsters. Further investigation revealed that she was, in fact, a private eye -- a detective, of sorts -- and was in the process of investigating several villagers for mafia involvement. Crime scene photographs show a dust pattern on her table that indicates that something was stolen -- likely a note or letter. We may never know what it said. She leaves behind four sisters and seventeen pairs of high heels.[/td][/tr]
In happier news, Jetta is featured today as our model citizen! She's been keeping a steady watch from atop the clock tower, rifle in hand, for about three days now. No one has observed her sleeping. Bagheera supposedly donated a cat to be her companion up there, and the newly-released Phantom Spartan sent up a large variety of fedora hats. We wish Jetta the best of luck -- try not to fall off!
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Ask Mr. Important
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Today our illustrious boss gave the company notice that there will be cutbacks coming soon. Questions are flying around to who's job is safe. With how the economy is going even the thought of not having a job can be quite terrifying. The office has become quiet since the announcement as people retreat to their cubicles to desperately work in the hope they will impress the boss enough to keep their job.[/td][/tr]
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Co-Worker Bulletin
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- Olivia Crowley - Does anyone want to trade cubicles? There is absolutely nothing wrong with my cubicle I just don't like being the farthest from the door. Please get back to me soon this is really important to me.
- Syko Nachoman - Does anyone know how to get bad milk smell off of the floor? I accidentally spilled some milk out my fruit loops onto the floor of my cubicle and it smells really bad now. I want to get rid of the smell before Olivia Crowley starts smelling it from the next cubicle over.
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